Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...
Add one mark to your state
Kentucky: | ((the only one lol))
New Jersey: |
New York: |||
North Carolina: I
Rhode Island: |
Utah: | ((FIRST.))
West Virginia: |
Glorious Nippon: I
Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: ||||
Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: ||
Bitch I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: ||||
Bitch I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: I
Bitch I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: ||
Bitch I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: |
Bitch I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |||I
Bitch I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||||||||
Bitch I'm from Hungary, some calls it Narnia: ||||
Bitch I'm from England, all we do is drink tea: |||||||
Bitch I'm from Germany where...oh fuck it: ||||
Bitch I'm from Portugal where the Nando's cockerel comes from: |
Bitch I'm from Denmark can you spell Bacon: |
Perra I'm from Spain and it's not in Mexico: l
Bitch I'm from Wales where all the sheep come from: II
Bitch I'm from Belgium where the Speculoos Cookie Butter comes from : |
Why the fuck are you excluding Australia you bag of dicks: ||
putangina niyong lahat: |||||||||||||
Singapore where Instagram floods the facebook feeds: II
Thailand where we have smiles and ELEPHANTS: I
WOW RUDE YOU FORGOT FINLAND: I
Bitch I'm from Hogwarts: ||
Bitch I'm from Colombia, country of the best coffee in the world: I
Bitch I'm from Puerto Rico where we have mango trees and cockfighting: |
I'm homeless: |
Bitch I'm from fucking Narnia. And I like it here: |
The Bin: |
I'm from the magic land of Owl City: |
Bitch I'm from fucking Trench Land: |
Dad: A new guy started at work today. He's called Blaine.
Me: Awww does he look like Blaine?
Dad: He's nowhere near as good looking. But erm...
Dad: I asked him if he has a boyfriend called Kurt.
Me: Oh my god, Dad. You can't just ask a random guy that........Does he though?
Dad: I really miss Kurt and Blaine
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
m4ge: I was listening to this song (i may or...
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
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When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (Huffington Post) ^ This This right here (via thefingerfuckingfemalefury)
crissplz: likeajunglecat: Glee is to FOX what Blaine Anderson is to Mr. Anderson. #i’ll love and support you but i do not approve of your ‘lifestyle’ #you can live in my house so long as you don’t show off your ‘gayness’ #particularly around my clients and friends